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[Done in AIM chat, setting is Agasa-Hakase's place while he's out of the house.  Following the conversation here.]

Haibara: *glares at Heiji* Good to know how you really feel about me, you lame ass Osakan.
Heiji: I'd tell ya t' get th' fuck out've Kudo's life, but he thinks he needs ya.
Haibara: How interesting, I was going to tell you the same thing.
Heiji: He knows he doesn't 'need' me. Unlike you, I'm actually his friend.
Haibara: I never wanted to be his friend, and I certainly never wanted anything to do with his innane little fan club.
Heiji: No, you just like th' fact that he's more than willin' t' keep ya out've harm's way. so long as he needs ya, he'll do everything he can t' protect ya.
Haibara: You think I like tripping over bodies every time we go somewhere? You think I like wondering when he or I are going to be the next body you have fall from the sky to land at your feet?
Heiji: I don't think I'd mind seein yers. *growling*
Haibara: And I wouldn't mind seeing yours.
Heiji: They're not after -me-.
Heiji: So it looks like my wish'll come true first.
Haibara: Unless someone decides to go after the great Oni Hattori by going through his son who stupidly sticks out his neck at every opertunity.
Heiji: At least then I wouldn't have t' stand back, unable t' do anything as I watch ya lie t' my best friend.
Haibara: And just how am I lying to your supposed best friend?
Heiji: Yer not trying t' cure him. Yer just leadin' him around with temporary cures.
Haibara: Why would I come up with temporary cures when I need a permenant cure for myself as well? Your logic is failing, Hattori.
Heiji: So ya keep sayin', but ya could very well be lyin' about that too. S'gotta be easier, not havin' t' take care of yourself.
Heiji: Hell, for all we know yer still workin f'r them!
Haibara: *rolls her eyes* Yes, I'm still working for the big bad orginization that killed my sister, the only family I had left, and tried to kill me. Yes, that makes perfect sense.
Heiji: It makes enough sense. Ye never tell anyone th' truth. Ya have yer own agenda half the time. It's amazin' he still trusts ya.
Haibara: Have you ever heard of "need to know basis"? There's no reason for him to know more than he has to.
Heiji: Considerin he's tryin t' save yer ass?
Haibara: Tell me how he needs to know that the orginization is trying to bring back the dead or create eternal life?! Tell me how he needs to live in more fear than he already does?!
Heiji: Ya should have a little more faith in him...
Haibara: And you should know there are some things that no matter how much you want to, no matter how much you care about him, that you just can't help!
Heiji: At least I can try! Do everything you can, THAT'S how it's supposed t' work!
Haibara: What can you do? You're all the way in OSAKA! And don't you say that your inviting him there is giving him a break because EVERY TIME you do there's a dead body falling from the sky!
Heiji: Don't pretend you care! You think I don't know that!? Why do ya think I'd rather come to Tokyo than ask him to visit me?
Haibara: So you can help him with the body that he inevitably trips over or bring your bad Osaka luck to Tokyo? Bam! Another body smashed into the pavement!
Heiji: It's not my bad luck, all right!? Those kinds of things never happen when I'm in Osaka on my own, and it's certainly not something that happens just because I'm around Kudo! At least he can act normally around me!
Haibara: Kudo's a fucking death magnet! Everywhere he goes someone either dies or nearly does! I'm stunned his little fan club isn't forbidden to be around him!
Conan: -__-
Heiji: *clenches his fists* It's not like bein' close t' him makes people go into rages of insanity against the people they hate!
Haibara: You're certianly acting like you're insane, Hattori!
Heiji: I'm worried about him!
Haibara: Why? What does it matter to you?
Heiji: Like ya said. I'm all th' way in Osaka. I'm not there t' keep an eye on YOU.
Haibara: Oh yes, I'm going to be his doom and downfall. I know the real reason you want him back to normal. So you can steal him away from Mouri!
Heiji: What!? The fuck would I want t' do that for?
Haibara: What do I understand about teenagers? Because you want him for yourself, of course! It's obvious every time you talk to him.
Heiji: I do not!!
Haibara: So what's the truth then?
Heiji: I-
Heiji: .....
Heiji: I just want him t' be where he wants t' be.
Haibara: ...Stop acting like an ass then.
Heiji: Then stop acting like such an untrustworthy bitch.
Haibara: You realize if you don't like me you don't have to be around me. I'd prefer it that way, actually.
Heiji: Ya realize as long as Kudo believes yer lies then I can't just "stay away".
Haibara: Give it up, Hattori. I'm not lying to him. I thought we established that there was no need to give him information he didn't require.
Heiji: Oh right. Yer the poster child of 'honest'.
Haibara: And you're the poster child of "Honest, I don't have a mancrush on my best friend that everyone but he and his probably girlfriend sees!"
Heiji: I don't have a mancrush on Kudo. >( I don't see why ya keep bringing that up as if it's such a big deal. And even if I did, what does that have to do with anything?
Haibara: It taints your perspective and makes you take this far more personally than you need to. It also doesn't give you much creedence in the honsesty department yourself.
Heiji: It's not like he doesn't know! So I'm not lyin' t' him.
Haibara: Interesting. I'm not lying either, since lying and withholding information are not the same thing.
Heiji: Ya forget what business I'm in. If ya wanna be that bitchy, 'withholding information' is just as bad.
Heiji: I bet yer sister'd be fucking ashamed.
Conan: .... Hattori. Stop.
Heiji: .........................
Haibara: ...She wouldn't like it... but she'd understand in the long run. *not letting him see how that hurts her, not at all.*
Conan: leave Akemi-san out of this.
Heiji: *doesn't need to see it* ........I'm sorry.
Haibara: As though you fucking care. Like you've ever lost someone close to you. *goes back to the lab* You can have the asshole, Kudo. Just keep him away from me before I shoot him.
Heiji: *wants to punch something really really badly*
Conan: .... Oi, Haibara... are you okay?
Heiji: *pained look*
Haibara: I said you could keep him, Kudo! *slams the door*
Heiji: ....I was goin' t' go anyway.
Conan: ... *goes to the door* ...that's not what I meant.. *turns back to Hattori* It's okay, I think.
Heiji: *leaves* S'all right, Kudo, I'll talk t'ya later.
Conan: ...bye.. Conan: *goes back to try and calm Haibara down?*
Haibara: *door's locked*
Conan: ...Oi. unlock the door.
Heiji: *punches a wall as soon as there's no one around who can hear*
Haibara: *isn't happening*
Conan: .... I'll just go get a paperclip. -__-
Haibara: I'll let Kid know you're infringing on his teritory then.
Conan: this has nothing to do with theft.
Haibara: Lockpicking. You're also clearly disrespecting my personal space.
Conan: .... *sighs* alright. But do you want any coffee or anything?
Haibara: No. Conan: fine.
Haibara: ...Go check on the ass.
Conan: *goes to check on Heiji*
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