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[Clearly we start in media res, with a flash of yellow fur and what sounds suspiciously like a dog panting into the microphone.]
--meko! [There's a whine and the fur moves slightly] Get down off of my computer, you're going to ruin my experiment!
[The dog barks happily and leaps off the computer, sending the webcam askew but thankfully not causing any other damage. With the sound of claws on solid floor you can hear Haibara yell] NO! Do not chase Irene around, how many times do I have to tell you that?!
[A few minutes later a very annoyed and somewhat tired now nine year old girl sits down in front of her computer and fixes the webcam]
Cousin Saguru? I think we need to get Umeko a friend.
--meko! [There's a whine and the fur moves slightly] Get down off of my computer, you're going to ruin my experiment!
[The dog barks happily and leaps off the computer, sending the webcam askew but thankfully not causing any other damage. With the sound of claws on solid floor you can hear Haibara yell] NO! Do not chase Irene around, how many times do I have to tell you that?!
[A few minutes later a very annoyed and somewhat tired now nine year old girl sits down in front of her computer and fixes the webcam]
Cousin Saguru? I think we need to get Umeko a friend.
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